I don't know whether to laugh hysterically or to lament losing precious minutes of my life after watching an atrocious Hentai title like Mama Mia. Was it the poorly done digital animation? Or maybe the absence of a coherent plot? Or was it the dub actors from hell that finally did me in? I couldn't really tell anymore... but believe me, the cheapo visuals are actually the best part of Mama Mia.

Two short episodes make up Mama Mia, and both of them involve a partially orphaned young man named Yuichi. For the first episode, we have a menage-a-trois involving a black-haired Yuichi, his stepmother Yukiko, and his stepsister Mika. For the second episode, we have a menage-a-trois involving a blue-haired Yuichi (who I believe is a different person from the Yuichi in the first episode), his foster mother, and their perky maid. Both stories are nothing more but brainless excuses to show us all kinds of kinky sex scenes ranging from gang bangs, golden showers, bondage, lesbian action, etc. Apparently, all the female characters in Mama Mia are perpetually horny and the dawdling young men are just too happy to oblige.

As I've mentioned earlier, Mama Mia's visuals are substandard. Although the character designs are actually passable, everyone comes off as flat and one-dimensional as paper. The backgrounds are primitively rendered, comparable to those you'd see in the shoddy Hentai parody "Sailor and the 7 Ballz". The English dubbing is stiffer than my grandmother's walking stick, although there's hardly any significant dialogue since most of Mama Mia's talking parts are devoted to moans and groans.

Needless to say, Mama Mia is not worth buying, renting, or even borrowing for that matter. Just about the only thing of value in it is the sheer volume and variety of sex scenes... but then even those could have been done a lot better.

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