Weird!!! That's the first word that came to mind after watching Sailor and the 7 Ballz. Sailor and the 7 Ballz is first and foremost, a hentai anime spoof. There's really no plot involved. Sailormoon and Tuxedo Mask send out invitations to the anime populace for their wedding. The wedding is to be held at the Castle of Kamen, Tuxedo Mask's abode. As the various guests arrive, they meet each other and uh... proceed to get intimately acquainted.

I found Sailor and the 7 Ballz to be pretty amusing and funny. Anime fans will either get some laughs or get offended as it really degrades characters from different series. Movie buffs can also relate because Sailor and the 7 Ballz spoofs Hollywood titles like "Sliver" and "Blair Witch Project". Hentai addicts will identify titles like "Orchid Emblem" being parodied.

The visuals are substandard. A few backgrounds look like they were generated using Photoshop filters, while some will remind you of outdated 3D video game backdrops. The way the characters move sport a bizarre one-dimensional effect which sometimes makes it seem like they are paper dolls being moved around (think digitized "South Park"). Not really such a bad thing, as I find that freakish motions add to the humor. The artwork ranges from acceptable to bad. In a few scenes the characters look almost original (if you ignore the choppy animation), in others they are passable, and yet in some other scenes they just look ugly. Everyone remains easily identifiable though.

All the voices are Japanese and portrayed in an exaggerated manner, enhancing the comedy aspect. Shinji's voice is much higher than the original (obviously poking fun at the fact that he's somewhat effeminate). Tuxedo Mask sprouts comical porn talk like "Oh yeah!" and "Oh baby, you make me feel so randy!" with a Jap accent. He also blows his load all over the Sliver-esque surveillance monitors in his room when he's jacking off. It's hilarious. The sexual content is extremely graphic and detailed, albeit quite primitively drawn.

Sailor and the 7 Ballz is by no means a great anime, but it does have entertainment value. If your list of fantasies include watching Goku screw Sailorvenus' brains out in an elevator while she gives Shinji a blow job, or seeing Rei Ayanami being gang-banged by the DBZ boys, then by all means pick this up.

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